Why oh why do they keep making these painful mouthguard/vibrator combos?
You know what feels pretty awful?* A fucking tiny hard plastic vibe rattling against your teeth. I spend a LOT of money to keep my teeth in my mouth, I so do not need a vibrator jiggling them all out for me.
And then I’m just not sure that jamming this into your partner’s bits is gonna feel so great to them. The cheap TPE is sticky, the vibe really buzzy and you are not going to able to see where you a sticking this as your face will be all up in their business.
So no, just fucking no on this type of thing please. And thank you.
* 10 freaking minutes later my teeth still hurt.