Have you ever even seen a woman’s body?
Yet another fine example of one of my pet peeves/obsessions…Women’s Bodies Squished or Compressed.. It is new and novel that they just stuck the Vulva in the middle of her torso where here stomach or spleen or something* should be.
And as indicated this is clearly molded DIRECTLY from Kendra Lust.. who somehow manages to still be alive despite having a vagina where her lungs* should be.
Sigh… if only all women were shaped like this…..
*Whatta I know about anatomy! I went to art school..
Ah finally.. the only parts of women that actually matter in one convenient place.
I am kind of obsessed with boobs and vulvas smashed together.
It is just so WRONG. Grotesque and yet somehow sexy to enough men to make the manufacturing of them worthwhile.
Personally I think this makes just about the same amount of sense:
You can read more about the boobvulva here. This website is full of amazing things to put your penis in. The even have scientific looking cutaway shots of the innards of their Love Dolls.
Oh man I was almost done and then I found this awesome sleeve with MULTIPLE VULVAE on one blob!! So wrong.. so very wrong…
This penis sleeve:
In 14 years of selling sex toys to Vagina-havers I have not had one person ask for something spikey to stick in their snatch. I just …I.. I….
Some days I am just overwhelmed with how many headless lady fuckable toys there are out there. They even went as far as a neck here but just gave up at the head, I guess. Sigh.
Also this is 27″ long so have fun stashing that under your bed…
Really, one of my favorite categories of screwy sex toys are lady body parts that don’t make total sense or look just silly. Today I was struck by AssTastic Alexis and her super-duper round booty. So realistic! I kinda want to use it as a bath pillow….
UPDATE! I have to add this one to this post. It is called “Knees Up!” and it is just so weird…