I wanted to like it…

Survey Says….

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… that this is just creepy (and/but also looks like a Tardigrade)

This is made by a vibrator company, so you think they’d intend this for your whatnots but my whatnots could not find anything fun about this and most of the folks who saw it said “EW WHAT IS THAT?!?!”.

It is not even good as a back massager unless you like your skin just kind of pulled around a little.

Yay for sex toys over $100 with no orgasms in site!

 

Giant Lollipop

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OMG THIS LOLLIPOP! The packaging is incredibly spot on! I was thrilled when it showed up because as much as I hate stupid sex toys, I do love sugar and everything that looks like sugar. And Tokyo Design hit it our of the park with this usable, adorable Macaroon so I had high hopes..

But sadly once you take the wrapper off it is just a big,  poorly balanced, super buzzy, awkward to use vibe. It is battery operated and has a $60ish retail price so I just cannot in good conscious add this to Early to Bed’s collection. But I *can* keep it on my desk to remind me to get my daily sugar intake!

Look, it is almost as big as my head!!!!

 

Eat Candy!

xoxo,

Searah