Fancy

Taking the “Novelty” in “Adult Novelty” really seriously.

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Fidget spinners are everywhere (or at least they were a year ago) and now you can have one in your butt!

 

 

There is just a LOT going on with this ya’ll… but I guess if anal sex makes you nervous then maybe this will calm you?*


*Note that I do not actually think this is a good idea for folks who find the idea of receptive anal play anxiety inducing! That was a joke.

I’m not really sure why you would want this except to show off your cute butt. If you want some actual real advice on Anal Sex, click here for an article on early2bed.com about butt sex basics.

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Just for fun

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Here is a little chuckle for ya today.. I don’t have much to say about it except WHY WHY WHY???

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Penis Suit!

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penis_suitWell isn’t this dapper! A little suit and tie made of TPR for your wang.

The Up!® Dress It Up! ™ Cocktail Girth Enhancers™ (seriously, how many trademarks does one toy f’ing need?) are made to make it feel like you have a little more meat than god gave you. And while my lack of a penis prevents me from commenting on how these feel (as well as accessing the power and privilege in society that comes with having a penis) I can tell you my eyes are in LOVE!

I mean who does not want to look at your penis and see this? This will set a new standard people. No more casual dicks!

 

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