Women’s Bodies Squished or Compressed
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Hi, my name is searah and I am obsessed with sex toys that squish women’s bodies into crazy-ass shapes and this one here takes all the mother fucking cake.
First we have the classic boobs with vulva/vagina situation… ’cause you know, that is all that is important about women.
And this “Concubine Breast Doll” takes it a step further and adds the creepy-ness of a mouth and nose*.
But before you get too excited, it is even better because…
it has TEETH!!
YES TEETH. 
Check out the maker’s instagram feed for the whole mess of “awesome” stuff they have.
If you want to put your dick into something that is less creepy, click here…
*But no eyes??!? Wouldn’t it be even better with eyes???
Here we go again…
Yet another fine example of one of my pet peeves/obsessions…Women’s Bodies Squished or Compressed.. It is new and novel that they just stuck the Vulva in the middle of her torso where here stomach or spleen or something* should be.
And as indicated this is clearly molded DIRECTLY from Kendra Lust.. who somehow manages to still be alive despite having a vagina where her lungs* should be.
Sigh… if only all women were shaped like this…..
*Whatta I know about anatomy! I went to art school..
T and V
Ah finally.. the only parts of women that actually matter in one convenient place.
I am kind of obsessed with boobs and vulvas smashed together.
It is just so WRONG. Grotesque and yet somehow sexy to enough men to make the manufacturing of them worthwhile.
Personally I think this makes just about the same amount of sense:
You can read more about the boobvulva here. This website is full of amazing things to put your penis in. The even have scientific looking cutaway shots of the innards of their Love Dolls.
Oh man I was almost done and then I found this awesome sleeve with MULTIPLE VULVAE on one blob!! So wrong.. so very wrong…
For the flexible..
“The best part is, you can squat on my dick while you slide between my tits and straight into my mouth. Yummy”. –
That seems like quite a feat for one to accomplish, eh? Really, think about squatting on this and putting your penis in her mouth at the same time. My knees hurt already.
(Mia Isabella Ride My Big Cock)
I just can’t even think of what to say about this…
… so I’ll just tell you the details:
• Those are suposed to be pierced nipples … on boobs
• With a vulva three times the size below it
• It is called FUKPUSSY
• The box has a picture of a mini vibe on it “powerful bullet vibrator!” but no vibe in the box.
• “Juicy Vibrating Orgasms”
• It is marked on the bottom as “Flesh” colored.
So much to love/hate!
Searah's Museum of Screwy Sex Toys 