Welcome to my Museum of Screwy Sex Toys!

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My bookcase is topped with some very choice things

For the past almost 10 years I have been stocking away some of the weird/funny/horrible toys that I come across in my day-to-day life as a sex shop owner. My office is overrun with them and some of the toys that are made of seriously sketchy materials are starting to disintegrate, so I thought it was high time I started recording these gems for prosperity.

As I begin this blog & journey, I think back fondly on some of the things you won’t see because my girlfriend threw them out last time we moved – in particular the size F cyberskin boos that lived amongst our plants (but were melting) and the fuckable face with a pierced tongue that greatly entertained kids that came over. Those were some good times. But fear not, I have plenty of fun stuff to show you, so check back often and see what nutty things I find!

And just a disclaimer: these are the opinions of just little old me. If you see something here that you think is hot (or even own) I’m not here to judge you. What each person finds arousing varies greatly and I am coming at these opinions as a queer, feminist sex shop owner with a great love of well-designed, sex-positive, functional sex toys. But hey… if you see something you’d like.. I may even be able to hook you up,  so drop me a line if you want!

3 thoughts on “Welcome to my Museum of Screwy Sex Toys!

    Becca Deysach said:
    April 6, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    Sister! You’re the best! i have always loved this WordPress format. I can’t wait to see what you post!!! xoxoxox!
    b

    Trisha said:
    April 6, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    I cannot wait to see what you’ve got, seriously!!

    Joan Price said:
    August 18, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    I just discovered this blog, and I love it! Wow, what fun! Thank you for experiencing all these awful products so the rest of us don’t have to!

    Joan Price

    Author of Naked at Our Age: Talking Out Loud about Senior Sex and Better Than I Ever Expected: Straight Talk about Sex After Sixty.

    Join us — we’re talking about ageless sexuality at http://www.NakedAtOurAge.com.

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