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Ah… the smell of Vulva

Posted on April 8, 2011

This here Vulva Scent made its way around the internets a while ago, but it is so choice I had to add it here. I’ll say honestly that I was THRILLED when this showed up unannounced once day. Knowing that the chances were about 99.9% that we would not be carrying it, I was excited that we were able to sample it and see if it was as weird as it seems.

And yes.. yes it is. Let me tell you how it smells… pretty much like no vulva I have even encountered.. or want to. On of my employees at Early to Bed said it smelled like horse pee.  It is earthly yes, but from the perspective of everyone I know who smelled it… nothing like the real thing. It does not smell like it came from a body of a healthy person or or a person at all.

BUT  I actually like this product in some way. Hello – at least for once people are celebrating the scent of a woman’s nether regions instead of vilifying it. We are a culture of douche, feminine deodorant spray and the general notion that women smell like fish (although if you google “what does a pussy smell like” you get some pretty positive answers at the top. Yeah!).

American girls and women are often led to believe that our parts are dirty and smelly and you better make them smell like flowers or no one will ever touch you. But it is refreshing (and I must add that this is NOT an American product) to see something intended for men to small while jacking off to remind them of how fantastic women’s bodies are – a far cry from the usual idea that men need giant boobs, skinny bodies and a shaved perfect vulva to be staring at them through the computer screen in order to enjoy their solo time (not that there is anything wrong with that).

So yes, Vulva smells like horse pee, but at least someone is trying to make a product that celebrating vulva yumminess!