I love this F’able Hand

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Small details give me so much pleasure. Take this floppy fuckable hand for instance. Note how the slender bracelet and charming ring give it that “life-like” look. Why, this could pass for a real severed hand… until you flipped it over and saw the pretty pink vulva in the middle.

According to the package “100% Image is Lifelike” so you KNOW it looks like a human tiny hand with all the bones removed and a mini vulva where the stigmata should be. The fingers are super floppy, and the whole thing seems really hard to use.

Hard to use as sex toy perhaps, but stick it on the end of a wooden spoon and you have an awesome sea creature/monster to scare people with (which, of course, is what I did).

Pure 100% lifelike genius!

7 thoughts on “I love this F’able Hand

    E. S. said:
    February 24, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    oh, god, it looks like a hand with a lesion on it. Actually, it makes my hand hurt just looking at that totally life-like “vulva”.

    Joan Price said:
    March 8, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    I hope the user wears a condom — that lesion looks dangerous.

    Anemephistus said:
    April 11, 2012 at 5:26 am

    I Have a large collection of freaky sex toy pictures for humor. You have some of the funniest I have ever seen, And I look for this stuff It’s just great humor. I have subscribed to your blog (first one ever) keep em’ coming.

    Come Hither « Searah's Museum of Screwy Sex Toys said:
    April 16, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    […] ordered this from China when I got my floppy fuckable Hand  and it is a suposed to perhaps be a g-spot stimulator seeing as how the hand gesture it is […]

    Frankie said:
    August 12, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    Stigmata anyone? Lol. The floppiness makes it better.

    Cosmetonaut said:
    March 24, 2014 at 5:35 pm

    My god, it’s the Doors of Guf!

    An impressive share! I have just forwarded this onto
    a colleague who had been doing a little homework on this. And he actually bought me dinner
    simply because I found it for him… lol. So allow me
    to reword this…. Thank YOU for the meal!! But yeah, thanks for
    spending some time to discuss this topic here on your blog.

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