Jump Me Jerri
What is UP with these crazy-ass masturbators lately?
Here you have $500 (suggested retail price) of more limbless fun. Added bonus – a shape that makes NO SENSE.
And hair the same color as her head, which is always hot.
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Searah's Museum of Screwy Sex Toys 
March 1, 2013 at 3:02 pm
Breast under the arm? I guess that makes it easy to squeeze? Exorcist-style head turning? I can’t will myself to comment further.
March 1, 2013 at 6:27 pm
Utterly disturbing. Poor thing apparently broke her neck and dislocated her boob during transport. That, or more likely, the designer’s only understanding of female anatomy comes from vague scribbles handed to him by his supervisor…
March 1, 2013 at 9:13 pm
um, I don’t know who the model for this toy was but I don’t want to sit in a theater seat after her, I can tell you that.
March 2, 2013 at 5:58 pm
This reminds me SO MUCH of “Escher Girls” – google it if you’d like to have a few good laughs about some of the odd proportions fictional ladies manage to have!
March 7, 2013 at 4:56 am
This is crazy ! This does not feel that realistic to me 😦 But i suppose it could still provide pleasure if you close your eyes 😉
March 22, 2013 at 11:42 pm
Oh god. That’s one creepy toy & not at all like a normal body hahah