The worst toy I tried in 2017*

Posted on


I saw this vibe from Boom and was curious. It has a sqweel-like wheel and was pretty so I thought I’d give it a “whirl”… and OMG I REGRET IT SO MUCH.

Here is how the company describes it:

“The extra (separately) rotating and turning wheel on Cyclone is for intense pinpoint stimulation while the vibrating shaft provides curved G-Spot pleasure.”

Here is how I would describe it:

“Check it it out! This vibrator has a separate unique labia torture wheel, guaranteed to make you feel like some sort of wild animal thinks you are dinner. Just lay back and let the feeling of having your bits being sucked into a turbine wash over you before you start crying from the pain”

Seriously, it was the most painful toy I have ever tried. The wheel grabbed onto my skin and tried to gobble it up. And like a fool I tried it three more times at different angles all with the same results, horrible pain.

If you see this toy.. RUN FOR THE HILLS!


(* yeah, I know it is only January but nothing can top this)

2 thoughts on “The worst toy I tried in 2017*

    Joyce said:
    March 8, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Too bad, it kind looked interested for a second. The worst one I ever tried was Snugglepuss. I should of know it by just look at it.

    sorbus said:
    September 22, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    This vibrator looks like the mouth of a Helicoprion, the prehistoric shark species with a ridiculous spiral-shaped whorl of teeth on its lower jaw.

    I do not want a prehistoric spiral shark mouth near my bits, no thanks.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s