I’m a bit obsessed with crowd-sourced sex toys so I spend time each week searchng for the very *best* of them. This here wins the gold metal for horrible names.. presenting the HUMPUS. Yes, I said Humpus.
“Humpus the tiny* UNI-SEX HANDS-FREE masturbator.”
Add to the name, the super gendered language and the complete lack of info about the materials I’m running screaming the other way!
Check out, if you dare, here.
*I’m a little concerned that the maker does not know what “tiny” means.
Note: That all said, a machine like this may be great for folks with mobility issues, but can someone please make it better and call it something else? Thanks.