… that this is just creepy (and/but also looks like a Tardigrade)
This is made by a vibrator company, so you think they’d intend this for your whatnots but my whatnots could not find anything fun about this and most of the folks who saw it said “EW WHAT IS THAT?!?!”.
It is not even good as a back massager unless you like your skin just kind of pulled around a little.
Yay for sex toys over $100 with no orgasms in site!