Boy People sure want to make penises a multi-purpose tool:
• There was a combo weedpipe/cocktoy for a while (think of the burns! ). RIP
• There is this cockring/odometer thing that I hate (why do you care how many strokes you get it? Focus on the sensation people! This isn’t a contest!*)
So I get it , you want a new fun way to consensually film your sexy times. No shame in that. But will you please think for a minute about what this film will look like.
I think it will look like this but wetter and possibly at a lower quality:
Are you turned on yet?
Please don’t waste your money on stupid things! Just use your phone and get a high-quality cockring that will be FUN.
And hey, can we let let penises be penises, they are pretty great as they are!
*Fine, if you enter a fucking contest maybe the odometer cockring will be helpful.