Well isn’t this dapper! A little suit and tie made of TPR for your wang.
The Up!® Dress It Up! ™ Cocktail Girth Enhancers™ (seriously, how many trademarks does one toy f’ing need?) are made to make it feel like you have a little more meat than god gave you. And while my lack of a penis prevents me from commenting on how these feel (as well as accessing the power and privilege in society that comes with having a penis) I can tell you my eyes are in LOVE!
I mean who does not want to look at your penis and see this? This will set a new standard people. No more casual dicks!