Do Your Breasts Look Like This?

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Yes, yes,  the world of sex toys is full of giant shimmery purple penisesstrangely -shaped blue vulvae and all manner of representations of body parts that do not match up with reality, but for some reason I am always struck particularly with Breast sex toys that take liberties with human anatomy.

Partially I think I am intrigued because they are always white-peopled colored and pretty realistic overall, but have these little tweaks that makes them “special” (and partially I think it is because I really like breasts). But I’ve never seen blue boobs, or sparkly boobs (I wish I did) and even the giant boobs are modeled after a particularly well-endowed porn start or another, so as a genre they are sort of unique in the sex toy world.

And as a gift to you, today I’d like to share some of my current favorite Breast Sex Toys:

The first on the left has a channel of bumps in the middle for a more stimulating titty fuck.

The one in the middle has a penetration hole that looks a little bit to me like a misplaced belly button

And the gem on the right is the total package! Boobs, vulva. vagina and a penis! I would not be surprised of the person who designed this thought they were making “the perfect woman”. Just think… you put your penis in her vagina and it pops out between her breasts! My how awesome.

(also, I think it really looks like a funny-lipped alien mask).

You’re welcome!

3 thoughts on “Do Your Breasts Look Like This?

    James said:
    October 11, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    Thanks for my halloween inspiration! A funny lipped alien it is! Maybe sparkly blue though.

    Jaleesa said:
    October 12, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Dude. That last breast toy, I CAN’T EVEN

    Angela said:
    April 1, 2012 at 11:33 am

    I can certainly understand the allure of an extra stimulating titty-fuck however number one just screams small pox to me!

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