Searah's Museum of Screwy Sex Toys

I’m pretty sure whoever designed this was on drugs

Posted on September 29, 2011

Have you seen an uglier sex toy ever?

This has “TONGS” for your labia (which bend but do not really stay bent the way they should) and a hard plastic controller that you strap to your waist that looks like it is poised to put pressure just where you do not want or need it.

Add to that the lack of any real power and a design that just makes me want to barf and you have one stupid sex toy.

The only redeeming thing about this is that they :

1- Use the proper term for Labia

2- Acknowledge that some women might enjoy having their Labia stimulated.

So there IS that.