F’ing Football!
Hey football & lady lovers this one is for you – A football you can fuck! That is right, just like you always dreamed, you can now sink your manmeat into a pussy or ass nestled inside a replica pigskin!
I particularly love the the way the company suggests using it : “This discreet play toy enables you to pass it around at any party until you are ready to “get wild”*…then both ends screw off to reveal an anus on one side (for the more adventurous**) and a vagina on the other.”
So yes, if football gets you hard or you always dream of balls full of pussy, for a mere $35 you can now fuck your football and live out all your manly fantasies. GO BEARS!
* Um really? Is that what guys do at football parties? Toss balls around until they get horny? Who knew?!
** You do no have to be “adventurous” to stick your dick in a pretend anus.
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November 30, 2012 at 11:49 am
This…is some revolutionary ish. As a a guy, tho? I have NEVER done any of the above and thought, “man, I wish I could screw a FOOTBALL.”
November 30, 2012 at 9:19 pm
Strocker?
And no, I have never wanted to screw a football.
December 1, 2012 at 11:20 am
When I’ve said, “Screw football!” I didn’t mean it this way.
December 15, 2012 at 9:24 pm
oh I dont know about a football, may have to pass on that one lol 🙂 great blog btw!
November 23, 2013 at 9:37 pm
Even worse wa the striker in the form of a hand grenade that we used to have at the brick and mortar I worked at. Imagine fucking a grenade? Why?