F’ing Football!

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Hey football & lady lovers this one is for you – A football you can fuck! That is right, just like you always dreamed, you can now sink your manmeat into a pussy or ass nestled inside a replica pigskin!

I particularly love the the way the company suggests using it : “This discreet play toy enables you to pass it around at any party until you are ready to “get wild”*…then both ends screw off to reveal an anus on one side (for the more adventurous**) and a vagina on the other.”

So yes, if football gets you hard or you always dream of balls full of pussy, for a mere $35 you can now fuck your football and live out all your manly fantasies. GO BEARS!

Um really? Is that what guys do at football parties? Toss balls around until they get horny? Who knew?!

** You do no have to be “adventurous” to stick your dick in a pretend anus.

5 thoughts on “F’ing Football!

    blissues said:
    November 30, 2012 at 11:49 am

    This…is some revolutionary ish. As a a guy, tho? I have NEVER done any of the above and thought, “man, I wish I could screw a FOOTBALL.”

    ScytheNoire said:
    November 30, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Strocker?

    And no, I have never wanted to screw a football.

    joanpriceauthor said:
    December 1, 2012 at 11:20 am

    When I’ve said, “Screw football!” I didn’t mean it this way.

    bedroompersona said:
    December 15, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    oh I dont know about a football, may have to pass on that one lol 🙂 great blog btw!

    sangsara35 said:
    November 23, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    Even worse wa the striker in the form of a hand grenade that we used to have at the brick and mortar I worked at. Imagine fucking a grenade? Why?

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