This is Kyle
and for just a few hundred dollars you can have sex with him and his CRAZY EYES!
He does have a legless/armless torso and a giant penis, but those eyes! I really find them disturbing.
Also I am totally not into the whole skin-hair look.
But maybe I am just being too judgy…
11 thoughts on “This is Kyle”
January 30, 2013 at 1:17 pm
Oh my, those eyes would kill my arousal immediately. Whoever thought that was a good idea? What’s with the hole in his gums — does he pretend to breathe?
I’d like to see the armless, legless, giant-penis torso — can you photograph that, too? 😉
January 30, 2013 at 1:32 pm
Just for you Joan! (and that hole is for putting one’s penis in!)
January 30, 2013 at 1:39 pm
Thank you, Searah. Now that I’ve seen it, I’m going to try very hard to forget it.
January 30, 2013 at 1:42 pm
Anytime! : )
January 30, 2013 at 4:41 pm
Good grief. I pity the man who is able to squeeze his penis into that tiny hole in Kyle’s mouth… -_-;;
January 31, 2013 at 5:42 am
No arms. No legs. No eyelids. Very creepy.
February 18, 2013 at 3:52 am
I would like to marry him….!!!!
February 23, 2013 at 4:36 pm
I think I have just scarred my brain…
March 1, 2013 at 9:18 pm
HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! That’s a libido crusher if I ever saw one!!
July 16, 2013 at 8:53 am
too serious face to me 🙂
July 30, 2013 at 1:35 am
I think his toy is too big 🙂