Why Eiffel Tower, why???

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I saw this Eiffel Tower dildo and just had to have one. Who doesn’t want a dildo shaped like the most romantic monument in the world? Um no one. Or at least I don’t think anyone is going to want this one.

Yes, it is cute. And made of silicone and a reasonable $40 but guys… it is HOLLOW! And the base is ridiculous and unstable. The base in not comfortable in one’s hand and certainly can not be used to hold any weight. Ugh, this is the kind of toy that I sow wish would be great, but instead it is a pointless piece of plastic… that admittedly may look great on your mantel.

Oh also, here is what the company says about it:

“La Tour est Folle is 100% made in France, right down to its box. It is the crazy invention of artist, Sébastien Lecca, the sensual projection of a playful and provocative vision of a universally famous icon that never fails to stir the imagination. This fun toy is harness-compatible and can hold a small bullet.”

I would REALLY like to know what harness this is compatible with please! For the love of dildo, I wish people who are not sex toy sellers or makers consult those of use who are before launching this kind of crap.


3 thoughts on “Why Eiffel Tower, why???

    joanpriceauthor said:
    December 9, 2013 at 9:38 am

    Putting this on my “what not to buy for the holidays” list, thanks! I’d like to see a photo of this thing in a harness — though the wearer would have to be into pain, methinks.

    Alan said:
    November 24, 2014 at 6:19 am

    It looks a little skinny too! That’s hilarious.

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