F*ck your iPad!

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Let me start by saying (before you go trying to actually purchase this) that the iPunani is not actually in production (yet). It is one of many crazy sex toys that is merely a prototype and may never actually make it into production. Nevertheless, it is screwy and I’d like to talk about it.

So yeah, you slip this case over your iPad, and then put your penis in the hole (there would be two choices of hole style… one more “discreet” than the other) while watching whatever you want on your device. They assume that it will be porn (they are probably right). Pretty simple but my main question is WHY?!?!??!

Think about it -if you are watching porn on your iPad and fucking it at the same time, I think you might get a headache form having to watch your porn moving up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down….

Also you do not have to hold onto your iPad to watch porn, so why not just use a Fleshlight or some other sleeve? That way you can still have one hand free for fast forwarding through the boring parts of porn. Or touching some other part of your body or adding more lube or drinking a martini!

The site says “Enjoy a completely new and exciting sexual experience while having sex with a masturbator and watching porn on a mobile device.” Um HELLO!! People already do that, like all the freaking time.

Can someone, anyone tell me any benefit of those two things being connected??

5 thoughts on “F*ck your iPad!

    joanpriceauthor said:
    January 20, 2014 at 9:08 am

    I sincerely hope that they’re not trying to crowdfund this product.

    searah responded:
    January 20, 2014 at 12:27 pm

    Lets hope not! ; )

    Snowy seattle said:
    January 21, 2014 at 5:50 am

    I just stumbled across your blog and the very first thing i saw was this. Im female and clearly this device would serve no purpose for me and I have also never been inside the male brain, so i can only speculate. However, despite being female, I think I have a pretty good idea of what makes this desirable and why I believe that, assuming it is well made in terms of quality and providing adequate stimulation, would do quite well on the market.

    Men are very visually stimulated, a majority need visual stimulation along with physical stimuli. Reading a lot of articles and reviews from men, I have gathered that despite the adequate physical stimulation provided by male masturbation devices currently on the market. most of them provide little to no visual stimulation. Some devices such as fleshlights have the area surrounding the opening modeled to look similar to a vulva, but lets be honest, if you have seen one you know that they are not very convincing. They are one solid shade that resembles a child’s doll. The only textural detail they have is slight wrinkles and creases. When asked what these devices lack compared to an actual woman, a large number of men have responded that they lack the visual appeal of a living vulva. Even if they were to design the opening area to appear more lifelike, the rest of the device would still be completely industrial in appearance.

    This device would provide a solution to the visual hang ups. You’re probably thinking that if a man wants physical and visual stimuli, why doesn’t he just use a fleshlight while watching porn? Well they can of course, and do regularly. What makes this different is the orientation and point of view. With this device, the placement of the device coupled with a video that has the women/man in the correct position and distance from the camera will give the illusion of a first person experience. It won’t be perfect and they’ll need to selectively block out certain things but it will give the illusion that instead of masturbating while watching a video of other people having sex, You are the one having sex with the person on screen. It can also bring feelings of failure, loneliness, hopelessness, and lack of sexual desirability to the surface. The man thinks “I’m sitting here alone, getting myself off with a fake orifice, watching other people have actual sex”, which understandably could trigger some less than ideal emotions for the current situation. This device would allow them to eliminate those feelings and get a break from the stress.

    I could be way off base here but I have a knack for accurately describing things like this, even though it is physically impossible for me to ever experience it first hand. Hope my input gave you a better idea of the reason for the creation of this device. Also, I hope someone actually took the time to read it, seeing as I put quite a bit of thought, effort and time into it.

    searah responded:
    January 21, 2014 at 6:03 pm

    Thanks for your thoughtful comment and info. But you know what, I’m still not convinced this is a great idea. That said, who knows, maybe it’ll be a major seller… if it ever makes it into production.

    Alan said:
    November 24, 2014 at 6:04 am

    I guess the iPhone will become the next big vibrator! Lol

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