More crowd-sourced wonderfulness

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20140807133515-feat1new_white__copySo here we have another crowd-funding campaign enticing us to support yet another “game-changing, patent pending product” called The Glov.

These people seem nice enough, but there are just so many things about this campaign and the product that make me want to scream:

• The design. Oi.

• The idea that holding sex toys is so hard*

• That you have to trust a computer illustration (no prototype yet?)

•  The use of “Body-safe” in quotes and the fact that one is TPR which we all agree at this point is not a super awesome material

• “Game-Changing”

“The Glov represents an important step forward for female self-satisfaction. Masturbation is still often thought of as something embarrassing or dirty for women (it’s 2014 and unacceptable)!  By making it easier and more pleasurable for women to use sex toys, we are also empowering women to freely play and do it more often!” – um excuse me,  can you please tell how this hideous glove contraption is going to make masturbation less “embarrassing” or “dirty”. MASTURBATION IS EASY ALREADY! SEX TOYS ARE ALREADY FUN!

Sigh. People really need to call me first before launching stuff like this. But good luck to them. For real! Maybe this will make some people REALLY HAPPY and if that is case, congrats.

* Not only is it pretty easy for most people, there are already vibes out there designed to be easy to hold that are more versatile and less expensive.

 

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2 thoughts on “More crowd-sourced wonderfulness

    sameh said:
    August 23, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    how i buy one

    Rivka said:
    September 15, 2015 at 7:47 am

    Whaaat? What even is the purpose of the creepy glove-y thing?! And seriously “silicone rubber”, eh? These people totally know what they’re doing, huh? Oy vey.

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