Booty Glove

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According to the box it comes in The Booty Glove is “Possibly the best sex toy in the world!”. I’d love to know what world this is and why it is so bad that THIS is the best sex toy they can think of.

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Now I am not saying it is the worst… but when it comes to ugly and weird, this is up there. A stretchy, thick glove that is meant to aid penis masturbation (or a hand job), this is not the first creepy glove to cross my desk but it has an added feature that just puts it over the top.. a tiny mouth. SO hard to photograph, but I think you can get the idea

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What is that for you ask?  “When you are ready to finish, penetrate the lips and enjoy the most realistic pop shot imagined!”

Hmm.. I don’t think they even know what a pop shot is.

5 thoughts on “Booty Glove

    Storytime with John said:
    September 28, 2014 at 8:38 pm

    Whutttt?!

    Michele said:
    September 29, 2014 at 8:46 am

    Why did I think “Michael Jackson’s glove” and all that “hoooh! hoooh!” on stage when I first saw this?

      Bhitov said:
      September 29, 2014 at 6:43 pm

      It’s like the horrid spawn of a Mickey Mouse glove and Cthulhu…

      T. W. Ott said:
      December 1, 2014 at 11:48 pm

      All it is missing is sparkles!!!

    T. W. Ott said:
    December 1, 2014 at 11:47 pm

    Wow! That thing is a trip! It may look weird but I think I want one.

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