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Ready! Set! Squirt!

Posted on October 23, 2014

Let me start by saying that I have no idea if this Watch that can magically make women “squirt” works or not. In fact I don’t care if it does. I just hate it so much.  Why, you may ask? Well let me tell you.

Not all people who possess a vagina are the same!  God good I get sick of having to say this over and over. The thrust and speed that may make one person “squirt” is not necessarily going to work for everyone.  The whole premise of this dohickey chaps my nads as it is replacing communication. So you are watching your watch  instead of paying attention to your lover or asking them what they like and what feels good. grrr. I can just see someone using this watch and getting more caught up in making the lights flash than caring about what their partner is feeling. We spend so much time at Early to Bed helping people and to be honest, men in particular, understand that just because one women gets off on X, that does not mean another woman will even like X. There is no one toy, technique or watch that makes all women or even MOST women get off or be happy.  And this dude with his watch and promises of amazing “squirting” with his technique just makes me want to yell and kick the big log that is our back (I call it my kicking log).

And COME ON GUY… Stop lights do not go GREEN, YELLOW, RED.. they go the other way, buddy.  “Squirt, Set, Ready”  just makes you look dumb.

Now that I have had to say “squirt” in my head 100 times I never want to hear that word again and I am blaming Marcus London.