Another day, another stupid sex toy.
So the “brilliant” folks at Pipedream came out with a new line of sex toys that are USB powered. Not charged like tons of awesome rechargeable vibes are, but powered, so you are stuck to your computer. Well, maybe that is fine because you are watching porn or skypeing with your sweetie while you jack off. But this here vibrating cockring just made me laugh. I love the idea of slipping this on your cock, plugging into your computer then trying to fuck someone while being sure to not dislodge the USB cord! Or pull the computer to the floor! And gee there is a big cord between us that keeps getting pushed into my vagina or tangled in your public hair!
Technology is great and I love when sex toys use new tech WELL, but I feel like folks are starting to just use it to use it and make their products look like Apple products.
Here’s to hoping this comes with a really long cord! And that the USB power offers more power than batteries because otherwise this is 100% stupid.
Searah's Museum of Screwy Sex Toys 
April 28, 2015 at 5:10 am
Our customers can enjoy some vibe fun while waiting for their other halves new sex toy to download and print! Ha! Whatever next! Well I guess 3D Printed Sex Toys! 😀
May 6, 2015 at 7:20 pm
I guess this might help, if you like banging on your couch: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/couchlet-power-up-your-sofa