Dildo Pogo Stick

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Thanks to my friend Metis at Tantus* for reminding me of this fantastic waste of material!

I saw this at a trade show years ago and the item scared me at the time (they had very aggressive trade-show sales folk and really… it looks kinda scary, right?), but I forgot about it until Metis sent me a link to the one of the few places you can still see it. (It has been discontinued so it may be impossible to find it for sale. Try not to cry.)

Once called the Jack Hammer Johnson, this now seems to be going by the name Fantasy Glide. I did some looking around and this item did get a few good reviews from users, so maybe there is something I am missing (like the desire to have an ugly cheap dildo rammed into me in a pogo-stick like manner), but overall it seems like way too much equipment for what it is.

And as I may have mentioned before (or not, I can’t remember), most of the women I talk to are not looking for a sex toy that replicates constant, hard ramming. Of course, there are exceptions to this and many women like a good hard fuck, but when it comes to solo play time, my 10 years of experience working with sex toys tells me that this is something a was invented by someone who does not have a vagina. In fact, I’d be willing to bet $5 that the person who actually came up with this idea does not have the physiology to use it.**

Also… seriously, where are you gonna store a thing like this?

*Tantus is one of the few companies that makes NO screwy toys. They only make yummy, safe silicone toys and we sell many of them in my shop and on our site.

**OF course I think male-bodied people can make great toys for female parts and female-bodied folks can invent great toys for penises, but sometimes I think you can just look at toy and know that the person who came up with design never tried it on their bits. And yes, you could use this in your ass and everyone has one of those, but the marketing and such makes this clear that it was designed for vaginal use.

5 thoughts on “Dildo Pogo Stick

    darius said:
    October 9, 2011 at 5:14 am

    lacking the right bits or not, i could find some possibilities for use by someone with hand / arm injury that inhibits playing.

    searah responded:
    October 9, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Agreed Darius.. that is a good point.

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    Barry said:
    June 1, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    I stumbled across your blog and read your comments about the dildo pogo stick. I’ve been looking for a toy to give to my girlfriend so I can watch her get off. I was surprised to read that the pogo stick is not something a woman would like. It seems like a big part of a sex toy’s purpose is to simulate a real sexual experience with a person and it looks like the pogo stick would do that? Am I sadly mistaken? I would love to hear what you think.

      searah responded:
      June 2, 2014 at 10:40 am

      Well Barry, of course every women is different and I am sure there are some folks out here that would like that, but most of the women I know find this item to be ridiculous. If you want to get your GF a toy to use while you watch her get off, why not ask her what she might like and if she is into the idea of you watching her in that way BEFORE you invent money in something that she 1-might not like and 2- might not want to use to give you a show.

      Also to address the purpose of sex toys… while some are used to ” simulate a real sexual experience with a person” many, many sex toys are use to experience things that no human can do. For lots of folks sex toys enhance sex with another person, they don’t replace it. For some, sex toys are just a great way to get off quick. For some a way to deepen their sexual sensations. People use sex toys for a billion different reasons, many of which are not to replicate sex with another person.

      But if you want to get her something anyway.. a nice quality vibrator is usually the safest bet. http://www.early2bedshop.com/vibrators.html

      Good luck!

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