File this vibrating butt plug under the category Ouch. Made of hard plastic with plenty of sharp angles and small seams, this is the perfect butt toy for anyone who likes it hurty. Or pinecone-y.
And cleaning this? Yeah. I don’t want to think about it either.
The one cool thing about this? Ergonomic gamer-friendly control box. Why the F can’t some awesome toys have that?
psst.. want something not hurty for your butt? Look here!
(Thanks to them who shall remain nameless for contributing this!)