Not too surprised to find this on a “Discontinued” list

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Bad Seed Ez Bend 7x Double Shocker

“Triple stim: thumb for clit stim, fingers for vaginal insertion and pinkie goes in the stinky”

Hey ladies, don’t you love buying toys that advertise pleasure for your “stinky”?

3 thoughts on “Not too surprised to find this on a “Discontinued” list

    Ruth R. Hustle Oppenheim-Rothschild said:
    September 5, 2012 at 10:55 am

    ! Other than the horrible packaging and copy, this is pretty much my dream vibrator.

      searah responded:
      September 5, 2012 at 11:03 am

      I can certainly see the appeal of the shape for sure. Make it out of silicone, remove the gross packaging and nestle a vibe in the thumb and I am right there with you (esp if you can make the pinky bendable so you don’t have to use it every time.

    Robin McClanahan said:
    January 28, 2014 at 8:39 pm

    Searah, if it was modified in the ways you described, I’d buy one in a hot second. Or if I lacked funds, maybe beg to review it?
    Hands are awesome sex instruments when they’re not disgustingly marketed and/or made of gross material. I almost want to get one, MacGuyver a vibe into the thumb, and slap a glove over it. But I don’t like giving money to creeps that advertise this way. Oh well.
    Dildo gods, hear my plea! I want a better version of this toy!

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