Not too surprised to find this on a “Discontinued” list
Bad Seed Ez Bend 7x Double Shocker
“Triple stim: thumb for clit stim, fingers for vaginal insertion and pinkie goes in the stinky”
Hey ladies, don’t you love buying toys that advertise pleasure for your “stinky”?
Searah's Museum of Screwy Sex Toys 
September 5, 2012 at 10:55 am
! Other than the horrible packaging and copy, this is pretty much my dream vibrator.
September 5, 2012 at 11:03 am
I can certainly see the appeal of the shape for sure. Make it out of silicone, remove the gross packaging and nestle a vibe in the thumb and I am right there with you (esp if you can make the pinky bendable so you don’t have to use it every time.
January 28, 2014 at 8:39 pm
Searah, if it was modified in the ways you described, I’d buy one in a hot second. Or if I lacked funds, maybe beg to review it?
Hands are awesome sex instruments when they’re not disgustingly marketed and/or made of gross material. I almost want to get one, MacGuyver a vibe into the thumb, and slap a glove over it. But I don’t like giving money to creeps that advertise this way. Oh well.
Dildo gods, hear my plea! I want a better version of this toy!