Not too surprised to find this on a “Discontinued” list
Bad Seed Ez Bend 7x Double Shocker
“Triple stim: thumb for clit stim, fingers for vaginal insertion and pinkie goes in the stinky”
Hey ladies, don’t you love buying toys that advertise pleasure for your “stinky”?
3 thoughts on “Not too surprised to find this on a “Discontinued” list”
September 5, 2012 at 10:55 am
! Other than the horrible packaging and copy, this is pretty much my dream vibrator.
September 5, 2012 at 11:03 am
I can certainly see the appeal of the shape for sure. Make it out of silicone, remove the gross packaging and nestle a vibe in the thumb and I am right there with you (esp if you can make the pinky bendable so you don’t have to use it every time.
January 28, 2014 at 8:39 pm
Searah, if it was modified in the ways you described, I’d buy one in a hot second. Or if I lacked funds, maybe beg to review it?
Hands are awesome sex instruments when they’re not disgustingly marketed and/or made of gross material. I almost want to get one, MacGuyver a vibe into the thumb, and slap a glove over it. But I don’t like giving money to creeps that advertise this way. Oh well.
Dildo gods, hear my plea! I want a better version of this toy!