Wake up with a BANG

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My dear friend Matie at Self Serve * in Albuquerque, MN alerted me to this crazy-ass wake up machine. Bascially a vibe you wear all night that wakes you up slowly with a buzz and tingle.

I AM NOT KIDDING!

Personally, I find this intriguing but for me there would be a few problems:

1- My severe aversion to wearing “knickers” to bed

2- I move around like a hockey player in my sleep so I am sure no matter what this would end up by my ankles or in some other non-effective place

3- I don’t need an alarm. I have a 20 month old one who wakes me up at 6:10 am each morning like clockwork.

That said… they are shipping to the US so in the interest of my attempt to be the foremost expert on all things vibrator.. I may just have to give it a spin..

(psst.. Self Serve, along with a bunch of other kick-ass sex shops are part of a group that I belong to call The Progressive Pleasure Club. If you like indie, feminist sex shops, you should check us out on Facebook!)

 

All photos from the manufacturer 

One thought on “Wake up with a BANG

    Vibe Alarm! « Searah's Museum of Screwy Sex Toys said:
    February 6, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    […] is actually another vibe alarm called the Little Rooster that DOES have a snooze button. But ya still gotta wear unders and there is even more between your […]

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